TODAY'S NEWS: I know; I rarely end the comics on a down note. I don't want my Readers to be sad ALL WEEKEND, waiting for Monday's comic to cheer them up again. If you're commiserating with Kari's anxiety that she did the wrong thing, you could reread some of your favorite comics in the Archive, or perhaps this week's Special Advice Column...

Did you start a new Romantic Relationship recently, perhaps even on Valentine's Day? If so, you owe it to yourself to have that Special Someone fill out the Official Ask Dr. Eldritch New Relationship Quiz, to see whether or not there's anything you need to worry about! Once you've covered all the Important Questions, you can go ahead and tell each other your favorite colors, songs and hobbies, like how you reenact sitcoms by dressing up your cats in little costumes and making them act out the scenes while you recite the dialog.