Uncommon-Sense Advice for Extraordinary Situations!
SAMPLE HOROSCOPE FOR TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20): This is your week for Laundry Luck! Many of the socks
that vanish into the SpaceTime Vortex generated in washers and dryers will mysteriously appear for you. Not
just yours; from EVERYWHERE. Got a good use for lots of secondhand socks? Consult an Aquarius for prophesies.
