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Dr. Eldritch answers the questions that no other columnist will touch, with solid,
no-nonsense advice to get you through those once-in-a-lifetime crises:
- Being menaced by the Undead?
- Scientific experiments gone horribly wrong and may destroy the Earth?
- A Loved One is possessed by Satan?
- Your gorgeous lover is using you as a patsy for an elaborate swindle?
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Don't get stuck,ASK DR. ELDRITCH!
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| November 15, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
You recently mentioned mind-control chips in digital audio players, and I must say you're wrong about that...
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| October 25, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I wander about on Halloween, handing out dental hygiene products, but I have no memories of anything else!
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| October 6, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I write to you from a farmhouse attic, hiding from the walking dead...
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| September 20, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Everyone says my destiny is to be the focal point of a great magical struggle, but I don't wish to do it any more!
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| May 17, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I accidentally sold myself into slavery! Please help me get out of this contract!
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| May 10, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My friend, Halle, has a book of spells that she inherited from her aunt, and like she told some of us about it...
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| April 26, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
A sailor told me right before he died that you might be able to help me get a new job. Mine is so boring!
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| April 19, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I hope this reaches you, as I'm writing from another dimension...
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| April 12, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I accidentally got involved in a secret society, and we're about to do something horrible...
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| April 7, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm in the sixth grade, and I haven't had a magical adventure yet! What's wrong with me?
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| March 29, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm writing not to ask for advice, but to offer my services. I communicate with dead people!
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| March 22, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I've been frightening sleeping children for centuries, but it's no fun anymore.
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| March 8, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My coworkers want to sacrifice me to a volcano because I'm a virgin! What can I do?
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| March 1, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Dangnabbit! What is wrong with superheroes these days?
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| February 8, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I've just started dating again, after a painful breakup over a year ago...
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| February 1, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I am Ranthacor, Prince-Consort of Empress Azamratha of Mezzrachrite and Uniter of the Five Golden Cities...
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| January 25, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm writing from the SMC, the Secret Mars Colony, and I think something strange is going on...
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| January 11, 2011 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Are aliens are usin' our fields to send messages to each other for an invasion?
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| December 21, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Santa's disappeared! Christmas is in danger! Please help us!
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| November 16, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm a police detective. Well, I was before I reincarnated, now I'm a baby. It's terrible!
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| November 16, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I'm on the fast track to becoming the world's most feared supervillain, but I'm having problems with my girlfriend.
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| October 12, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Help! We're lost in the woods and something's trying to get us!
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| October 5, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I suspect my boyfriend has a secret life I don't know about, should I be worried?
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| September 28, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
I be Xygothor, Chief Advisor to Phingasht, Supreme Ruler of Lapaeria, and soon to be emperor of your planet!
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| September 21, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
My husband brought me back to life as a zombie, and now he's keeping me prisoner in our house!
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| September 7, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
It is imperative that you assist us in selecting the proper prince for my daughter!
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| July 27, 2010 |
Dr. Eldritch,
Do you have any experience with controlling spectral intelligence agents? If we don't reacquire our assets, the terrorists may win.
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