TODAY'S NEWS: If you don't get Panel #3, ask a Philosophy Major.

Remember, next Friday's comic will be the last one for 2009! We'll be on our Holiday Break for two weeks, giving me a chance to prepare new comics and Newsletters in advance, while the Minions go off to their annual spa-cation in Dimmitt, Texas. The comic will resume on January 4, 2010!

Can you believe that the 2000's decade is nearly over, and we really haven't come up with a good term for it?