TODAY'S NEWS: Preemptive apologies to all Giblet Fans, but I just never understood putting waste-filtering organs into gravy (one of Nature's Most Awesome Foods). Not only do I dislike the flavor they impart, but when I eat anything with giblets in it, I can't help but think, "Ew." You may or may not agree on this, but now you know a little bit more about me, and the Holidays are all about Sharing.
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