TODAY'S NEWS: I tend to move about fairly quietly. I've lost count of the number of times I've walked up behind someone, thinking they were aware of my presence, and scared the bajeezus out of them. At least I'm far more sympathetic than Trevor and Ping are.

There will come a day when no Young People will get Monday's Vote Incentive comic. "Standard" transmissions will no longer be made, and all cars will be automatics. Like how gasoline with lead in it used to be "Regular," as opposed to "Unleaded." Now "Regular" gasoline IS Unleaded. I know it's natural for language to evolve, but it makes me feel old.