TODAY'S NEWS: I realized after I wrote this that it might not be clear that Barry and Randall were talking about taping the events in the kitchen, NOT a TV show. Which got me to thinking that one of the big advantages we'll realize when our society finally goes to everyone being recorded 24/7 is the ability to go back and see stuff you missed. If you couldn't attend a really fun party, watch the video! Forgot where you put your keys? Fast forward through the footage until you see where you set them. Sure, there will be a lot of tediously boring sections, like when you're sleeping or at work, but that's a small price to pay to allow our government to constantly monitor our activities.
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