TODAY'S NEWS: First of all, Big Happy Eldritch Birthday Greetings to HolyHippie! I hope it's awesome!

Second, Big Congratulations to the podcast "Greetings From Nowhere," which is hosted by friends of the comic, for winning a Podcast Award! The Minions and I are very happy for them, and even though we've never won any webcomic awards, we're not jealous at all.