TODAY'S NEWS: Hey, I need your help! As you probably know, the names of the four Undead employees of Zorbletech (those that we've seen, anyway) are, from left to right: Brad, Biggles, Zombie and Adrian. Now, "Zombie" is an accurate if uncreative moniker, and since I seem unable to come up with anything better, I decided to have a Name The Zombie Contest!
Here's what you do: Think up the most perfect name for Zombie you can (okay, think of up to 5 names),and email them to the address shown above. Don't send more than five. They must arrive by 5:37 a.m. PST on November 25, 2009, so the Judging Minions can have the long holiday weekend to sift through all of the entries and pick the absolute best one. The name will be announced the following week.*
The person who submits the Winning Name** will receive an autographed copy of my new book "Ask Dr. Eldritch! Volume #1, Are Aliens Eating My Crackers?" So start thinking up names, and picking your best five to enter!
* Official contest rules will be posted on the website soon.
** In the event of duplicates, the first person to send it, based on the order they're received.
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