TODAY'S NEWS: I'll give a Virtual Box of Doughnuts to anyone who posts a comment completing the limerick memorializing Terror Lisa. So go ahead. Do it! You know you want to...

If you were wondering what to do tonight, and you're in the Portland area, you could check out the Reading and Book-signing for Boilerplate: History's Mechanical Marvel! I'm planning on going. You may have seen Boilerplate before as an Easter Egg in Comic #188!