TODAY'S NEWS: I only watch one football game each year, and I always wonder why the Monday after the Superbowl isn't a National Holiday. It's bad enough here on the West Coast, but think of all those people on the East Coast who have to stay up late, and then go to work the next morning. You'd think there'd be a day off for everyone to sleep in and then post comments online about their favorite commercials. Someone should do something about that (Congress, I'm looking at YOU).

For Those Who Care: Nominations for the Webcartoonists' Choice Awards are out.