TODAY'S NEWS: Responses to the Reader Poll have been pouring in! Thanks to everyone who took the LJ Poll or sent in their information by email. I've realized that there were a few questions that should have had additional options. For example, there weren't selections if you are a Police Officer or High-School Student (no offense was intended, of course). Unfortunately, LiveJournal won't let anyone edit poll questions/answers once it's posted. If you take the poll and find that none of the possible answers to a question apply to you, please note it in Question 11, where you can enter additional information.
Also, it was brought to my attention that in Monday's News, the email address to unscramble was not entirely accurate. Sure, I could tell you that the inclusion of the wrong domain name was part of the puzzle, but you'd see through such a cheap trick. A number of superintelligent readers realized that the puzzle to unscramble should be askdreldritch.com @ dreldritch, and their Poll Information arrived safely. Monday's News entry has been corrected. We Apologize For The Inconvenience.
Yes, I will post results! The more people who participate, the better a statistical sample I'll have, so please submit your input, either by taking this poll here, or sending your answers via email!
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