TODAY'S NEWS: Welcome back! The Minions returned from Dripping Springs, Texas, all tanned and rested (I know, I told you they were going to Yuba City, but that was just so they wouldn't be swarmed by Fans during their vacation), and the vast machine that is Ask Dr. Eldritch is getting back up to speed. I can't wait to see what happens in 2008! Happy New Year, Everyone!