TODAY'S NEWS: If you were having problems reading this comic on a handheld device, please try again. I've fixed some links that pointed to the full-width version, and added a "Handheld Version" button on the latest comic page. Most importantly, you can bookmark the page http://www.askdreldritch.com/latestm.html, which is always the current comic. Thanks to Reader Lenser for helping me out with this!
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