TODAY'S NEWS: You may have received one of those forwarded emails claiming that the secret purpose of tomorrow's Take Your Child To Work Day is actually Swap Your Child For a Coworker's Child Day. This is a hoax. You are not supposed to trade children, even if your coworker's offspring is smarter and better behaved than your own.

As you know, the purpose of Take Your Child To Work Day is to show them just how tedious most jobs are, so they won't have unrealistic expectations when they enter the Work Force.