TODAY'S NEWS: Poor Trevor. Finding out that Val and Kari didn't, but Val and Ping did, and Ping didn't reveal that, seems too much for him all at once. He was jumping to conclusions, but I can understand how he'd be operating under the common misconception that it's impossible for two people to sleep in the same room (not to mention the same bed) without having sex, especially if they're physically attractive. American Television is to blame. Most TV characters, especially those in Soap Operas, have the impulse control of a drunken monkey (no offense to inebriated simians intended).
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