TODAY'S NEWS: If you lost your cell phone and some honest person found it (e.g. a Canadian), how would they get in touch with you to return it? I suppose they could just randomly call people in the phone's contact list and ask "Can you tell me who owns this phone?" I'll admit, after writing this comic, I added an entry in my cell phone's contact list as "HOME," with the number of the landline into my house. Not that I plan on losing my phone, but it seems like it may make it easier for someone to return it. Or to ring me up to say "Dude, I'm in your cell phone, making your calls!"
BTW - I'm out of town for a Holiday Weekend, and I'm not sure when I'll have Internet access, so if I don't respond to comments promptly, it's not because I'm ignoring you. Thanks, and have a great weekend!
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