TODAY'S NEWS: I recently saw a Spanish-language show that was just several beautiful women standing on a stage, playing a game of Jenga. That's it. There was a studio audience cheering them on. Perhaps if I spoke the language, I'd have a better understanding of why they were doing that, if there was a reason. It seems that the common denominator for the Spanish-language television I've seen is Stunningly Gorgeous Women In Skimpy Outfits. Sure, there's English-language TV like that too, but not with as much cleavage and short skirts.

But hey, if you say you watch it for the dialog, I'll believe you.