TODAY'S NEWS: Those Readers who have never felt a pang of jealousy when a friend does better than they do at something may not relate to today's comic. Sometimes we want to be the Best One, and it's hard to be happy for someone else's accomplishments. But Trevor's so cheerful about it, we'll all celebrate his success! Eventually.

I wish all of my readers who celebrate American Thanksgiving a very Happy Holiday tomorrow! (And just FYI, at current exchange rates, 1 American Thanksgiving = 1.15 Canadian Thanksgivings.) For those International Readers who aren't familiar with our holidays, we celebrate by gathering friends and family together, eating huge amounts of food, then most people watch football while the rest are grimly resentful about having to do the washing up. It's a fun tradition. You should try it.