TODAY'S NEWS: What would it be like if an artist thought his Muse was seeing other artists? That's the topic of this week's column! Check it out here!

Anyone want to Chat? The Eldritch Realm Map on Frappr includes a Chat function, and I thought it would be fun to have a virtual gathering of Dr. Eldritch fans. So I'm announcing the First-Ever Ask Dr. Eldritch Frappr-Side Chat! Saturday, June 10th, starting at 1:00 p.m. PDT, for an hour. I hope this time will make it possible for readers in Europe and Australia/New Zealand to participate (if you're in Bangkok, sorry, it will be like, 3:00 a.m.). To set yourself up for the chat, go to the Eldritch Realm Map (if you don't want to register, you can chat as a Guest when the time comes). If you're not in the Pacific Time Zone and want to know what your local time will be, you can use this Time Zone Converter (use USA-Oregon-Salem for Pacific Time). B-Y-O-Ice-Cream!