TODAY'S NEWS: Well, pieces of Comet Schwassmann-Wachmann 3 failed to crash into the Atlantic Ocean as predicted. Apparently when extraterrestrials psychically give you information about an upcoming comet impact, you should ask yourself, "Could they be playing a joke on me?" Update: The aliens meant to say that there was a 48-hour window! So keep watching the news! Beware of falling comets!

You should know that today's comic is Easter-Egg Free! I won't be around to award Virtual Doughnuts, so I thought I spare you the searching. Some Loyal Readers have been very thorough in examining minute details for Easter Eggs, and today you can spend that time reading the article on FLEEN.com that mentions Ask Dr. Eldritch! Thanks, PJ Hart!