TODAY'S NEWS: Quick, what do you do right away when you're shipwrecked on a desert island with a bunch of random strangers? That's the subject of this week's column! Click here to read about it!

The Minions' Loss Is Your Gain! As you may know, here at Ask Dr. Eldritch, we could take Quality Control seriously. There's been a spate of minor errors lately, and I wondered what to do with the Virtual Doughnuts that I took away from the Minions as punishment. The obvious answer is GIVE THEM TO YOU! So this is official announcement of the on-going "Spot The Muck-Up" Contest! To win, be the first to post a comment pointing out where the Minions have goofed up, such as a bad link, mismatched comic, incorrect date, a typo in the comic text, or such, and you'll win a Virtual Box of Doughnuts! (I don't need to explain that you won't get anything if it's not an actual error, do I?) So point out our mistakes, and WIN!