TODAY'S NEWS: Well, the Internet has been buzzing with speculation about who will win the Ask Dr. Eldritch Write The Dialog Contest #1! Wait no more, for the winner is:
Reader Dave, From Santa Monica, who claims to never have knowingly eaten marzipan!
Winner of the random drawing (from all subscribers and contest entries) is Reader Karen of Hillsboro! Reader Dave will be receiving the signed copy of this comic, and both winners receive the coveted Ask Dr. Eldritch Decorative Magnet!
Congratulations to Dave and Karen, and much thanks to everyone who entered the contest!
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