TODAY'S NEWS: Announcing the "Does Anybody Actually Read These News Items?" Contest! To enter and win, just Click on this link and post a comment (No registration required), identifying the city you live in! Everyone who does so wins a FREE Virtual Box of Doughnuts! And if there's a good response, maybe I'll try this again later with a more tangible prize! (Entries must be submitted by January 8, 2006. Void where prohibited.)