TODAY'S NEWS: This is the third of three comics released today, so if you haven't seen Comic692 or Comic693, go back and read those first!

More Q&A:

Q: Wait... This isn't some cruel April Fools Day joke, is it?
A: Not a joke! My Cunning Plan of stirring up a huge internet rumor campaign based on the April 1st relaunch didn't exactly work out (as nobody seemed interested, outside the small circle of fans who still have Ask Dr. Eldritch info pop up in their feeds), but YOU'RE here and reading this, which is GREAT!

Q: Is there anything a Fan can do to help celebrate your triumphant return?
A: Yes! You can mention Ask Dr. Eldritch on social media or other sites where there are discussions of webcomics. Let people know that we've beaten the odds and a webcomic has come back to life! Tell your friends, family, pets, coworkers, acquaintances and complete strangers!

Q: So, how's your health? Weren't you having problems a decade ago?
A: Well, yes. I'm doing much better, thanks. Just between us, I do have a chronic issue that is still around, but with less stress in my life now, I expect that I can maintain the once-a-weekish schedule without health impacts.

Q: There's so much that happened in the first 690 comics, can I go back and reread the entire story again?
A: Yes, of course! Click on the "Comic Archive" button in the upper-left list. That will take you to Archive page with links to each of the webcomics as they appeared. Also, two NEW OPTIONS are available: A "Compact Archive" page, which has only the comic and hovertext (originally set up for my parents who were on dial-up, so it would load faster); and a "Mobile Archive" page, which should work for comics 275 to current (I'll be filling in the older ones as we go).

It's hard to believe that the "Ask Dr. Eldritch" advice column launched in 2003. Thanks for coming along on this part of a twenty-year journey. I hope you continue to enjoy the webcomic and all things Eldritch!