TODAY'S NEWS: Thanks to everyone who submitted Zombie names! They've all been turned over the Minion Judge Committee, who will spend the next five days locked in a room while they choose a winner. Please, no extispicy using the Thanksgiving turkey's giblets to predict the outcome! We'll all find out next week when the winning name is announced.

I hope all of you celebrating American Thanksgiving have a great holiday! And all of my International Readers have a really good... um... Thursday! Even if you've never really gotten the hang of Thursdays!