TODAY'S NEWS: Remember back in 2005 when they changed the dates for Daylight Saving Time, and they were promoting it as loaning you an hour in the Fall, which you got to use until Spring? I'm sure my Readers weren't fooled by this disingenuous description. We know that they're actually taking an hour from you each Spring, and keeping it as an interest-free loan until Autumn! We're supposed to be grateful for getting an "extra" hour, which was ours to begin with! Have you considered writing to your Congresspersons to complain?

I can't believe I waited four years before doing some of my favorite jokes about Daylight Saving Time! The bit about Arizona not participating in Daylight Saving Time is true (and I can't prove the part about them selling hoarded daylight to Canada, but it wouldn't surprise me at all).

I hope you spent your extra hour well!