TODAY'S NEWS: Welcome back! Not only has our hiatus drawn to a close, but there is another reason to celebrate: This webcomic is four years old today! Yes, "Ask Dr. Eldritch" began back on Labor Day, 2005.* Can you believe it? I know I can't, and I've been here the whole time. Anyway, I'm glad to see you all back, and I hope you enjoy the continuing adventures!

* The rumor that this comic started due to losing a drunken bet is neither confirmed nor denied.