TODAY'S NEWS: I can't connect to my mail servers. I suspect it's either my webhost or my ISP (one or the other might have hosed DSNs?), but I can't prove anything. I just know that all attempts time out, even a traceroute from the command line. So if you've sent me an email since the past weekend and I haven't replied, that's why. (If you sent me an email earlier and I haven't replied, it's because I'm sometimes really bad at keeping up with my email).

But ftp and the website work, so I can bring you today's comic! And a special shout-out for today:
Happy Birthday, DWN! Best Wishes, and Many Happy Returns of the Day from all of us, and the Birthday Squid!