TODAY'S NEWS: I'm letting you know now, so you have a couple weeks to mentally prepare, but the Minions and I will be taking our annual two-week break between December 22nd and January 2nd. The comic will resume on January 5th, 2009. I know, the thought of going two whole weeks without a new comic is unsettling, but we've done it before. We'll be okay. There's always the Archive to revisit, and there's nearly 500 comics in it...