TODAY'S NEWS: Halloween approaches! Have you considered dressing as a character from this comic? You've got three weeks to prepare, and if you send me a photo of you dressed as an "Ask Dr. Eldritch" character, I'll send you an Ask Dr. Eldritch Prize Package! Prize Packages will include a signed and numbered souvenir booklet in archival sleeve, a sheet of stand-up characters and more! Plus, you're guaranteed to not have ten other people at the party with the same costume, like with last year's "Pirates of the Caribbean" outfit!

Do you Twitter? I've been tweeting for a few months*, and anyone can read my Twitter here. It's about 10% mundane "What I'm Doing" posts, and 90% "Silly Thoughts That Amuse Me." Want some examples? Here are a few things that have appeared on my Twitter:

• The great thing about Tivo Dinners is you can stop eating, go do something else for a while, and pick up again right where you left off. (9/8/2008)
• Today's Factoid: The Wallaby instinctively uses the Metric System, but the Kangaroo does not. (9/2/2008)
• Twitter Fiction: "YOU'RE the one who wished that Unicorns were real?" "Yes. I didn't know they'd be so... carnivorous." (8/28/2008)
• I met a guy who got his Physics degree from Clown College. His dissertation was on Silly String Theory. (9/15/2008)
• Twitter Fiction: The sign read "Please Do Not Anger The Ancient Gods." I laughed at it. Boy, that was a mistake. (8/28/2008)

*As in the "posting to Twitter" sense, not "chirping like a bird."