TODAY'S NEWS: I realized that aside from one quick glimpse a while back, we really haven't seen Helen in Rampage Mode. So today's comic is mostly to answer the question "What would a berserk android wielding a vacuum cleaner look like?"

I realize that some of my International Readers might not be familiar with the term "dibs." Fortunately, there's Wikipedia. I suspect that most cultures have some means of calling first rights for things, and the reverse, where one calls exclusion from an undesirable obligation.

Did anyone ever send a copy of today's Vote Incentive comic to Scott Adams? I'm not sure he's ever seen it.