TODAY'S NEWS: Ah, Labor Day! The Favoritest Holiday where Small Children wake up early, grab their decorated basket and go outside to hunt for jobs. Later, the entire family heads off for a full day of shopping. Be sure to thank those Dedicated Americans who are working today, who make our Celebration of Consumerism possible! See you at the Mall!
In Other News, I took a quick look back at the comic's story, and this is what I noted:
We've covered a lot of ground in 450 comics. Perhaps this is a good day to read through the Archive. And who knows where we'll be a year from now? Makes me wish I had a Time Machine, so I could jump forward a year and see (which would also make scripting the a year's worth of comics much easier, too).
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