TODAY'S NEWS: You've probably seen the bumper stickers that announce that the car's driver would rather be sailing or quilting or some such. And you (being an Ask Dr. Eldritch Fan and therefore far smarter, wiser and better-looking than most), know that if the person really wanted to be engaged in that activity, they would be doing it. So now you can show the world that your intentions are in line with your actions with the all new "I'd Rather Be Driving Around In A Car" bumper sticker, now available at the Ask Dr. Eldritch Gift Shop!