TODAY'S NEWS: Those of you who live in the Portland area know that nobody would be sitting out a sunny hillside like this today; we're in the middle of a streak of over 100° temperatures. And naturally, my current Client has a department picnic. Outside. At noon. I'll be watching for mad dogs and Englishmen...

Any similarity of conversational topics between this comic and today's Questionable Content episode is strictly coincidence. Seriously. As far as I know, Jeph Jacques doesn't even know I exist. So it's not like we got together and planned it or anything.