TODAY'S NEWS: I did consider making today's entire comic a white background with the text "404: Comic Not Found." But that's probably been done to death, so I went with advancing the story. You're welcome.

The Minions and I are feeling better, thanks. I'm not saying I don't understand why people often go to work when they have a cold (because I DO understand), but I just want to point out that understanding does not preclude resentment. Especially when that cold is shared with me.