TODAY'S NEWS: It's April! Starting with April Fool's Day, and rounding out the month with Stumptown Comics Fest! You all will be there, right? It's going to be the best comics convention in Portland ALL MONTH!

Have you been reading the Advice Column? This week's letter is from a extradimensional bureaucrat who is trying to prevent a slave revolt, despite a history of revolts every three generations for thousands of years. And it mentions pie. Check it out here!