TODAY'S NEWS: Okay, this is the LAST time I'll say this, because you only have until noon tomorrow (Pacific Time, naturally) to send in your entries. The BEST name (as judged by a panel of Minions) submitted will be declared the winner and announced on February 25, 2008, but the deadline is noon, Feb 23, 2008 PST.

And I'm sick right now, so I may be even less responsive to comments than usual. Apologies, in advance...