SAMPLE HOROSCOPE FOR ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19): How do you know your thoughts are your own? The stars
hint that Marketing Executives have discovered a way to invade your desires and shopping decisions so that
you don't even realize you're being manipulated. Can your cravings for toaster waffles only be satisfied
by a particular famous brand? Fortunately, you're probably also brainwashed to not worry about it...